COUNSEL: You're a f**king liar
JUDGE: Please rephrase.
COUNSEL: You're a lying f**ker
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WITNESS: It was the defendant that entered my shop and threatened me, I have no doubt.
DEFENDANT: You are lying! I should of blown your head off!
WITNESS: ...
DEFENDANT: ... if I had been there of cours
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WITNESS: Then that f****** liar Claire knocked on the door.
JUDGE: I will not tell you again, please mind your language in my court and stick to just the facts, please continue...
WITNESS: Then I said who's that at the door and my mother said "I bet it's that f****** liar Claire."
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COUNSEL: So where was Ian when you were hit by the car?
WITNESS: To my left
COUNSEL: How far away?
WITNESS: It's hard to say, I was being hit by
